Reading beyond the lines

There is a reason why I buy Hindu only on saturdays. I have been looking for a house for the past 2 years and am yet to find a suitable match ( earlier I use to buy Hindu only on Sundays. I stopped it after marriage)

As hindu charges advertisers for every word, many people cut out some important words from the ads just to save some money. For those who are not used to reading between the lines, here is a ready reckoner

What the ad says	What is left out
10 minutes drive from airport	If you happen to be Michael Schumacher
copious water supply	3 buckets everyday compared to the usual 2 in the neighbourhood
Good scope for appreciation	Forget moving in for the next 10 years
walkable distance from the railway station	Pack yourbreakfast and lunch before starting your walk.
Built according to Vaasthu	We are looking for superstitious suckers
Designer apartment	It will look odd
Ready to occupy	Roof is complete
Lush Garden in front	Three pots of lantana
Excellent view from the balcony	To the neighbours bedroom
Children play area	Does your kid play chess?