More ideas for the moral police

Due to the unfortunate incident of stampede, the 'protectors of tamil culture' seem to be little out of limelight ( the last I heard, they are still trying to link stampede with tamil culture, but haven't succeeded yet)

But I am sure, like any other disaster this too shall be forgotten in the next week or so. How does the moral police get back to the front pages? Now that the public is losing interest in Khusboo, its time they come up with some innovative protests to protect tamil culture. here are some ideas

- All actors who have sanskrit names should be banned from acting in Tamil films. That puts an end to Rajini, Kamal, Vijaykant, Vikram, Vijay, Ajit, Prashanth, Dhanush.. virtually everyone except Silambarasan.

- All actresses have to surgically remove their belly button.

- Tamil murasu can release photos of lovers kissing in Marina Beach, following which Marina beach can be closed for public. This will also release more space for burying politicians. One stone two mangoes. Follow it up by closing all the parks and theatres, where there is a possibility of lovers getting cosy.

- Operating systems written in English shouldn't be allowed to be run in any PC inside tamilnadu.

- Busses that read 12B, 45C, etc., should be taken off the road. even numbers plates in tamilnadu should be converted to tamil : not just the alphabet part, but also the number part .. like Ka, U, Gna, etc.,

- All shops serving, pizzas, noodles, pastas, bread, burgers will be closed. On second round, we can also argue there is no mention of Idly, dosa, chappathi etc., in sangam literature. So lets ban them in tamilnadu, only Thaen and Thinai maavu is allowed in this state.

- Cooling glasses, Shoes, tie will be banned. Did Rajaraja chola wear a cooling glass? Did Karikalan wear Shoes? These are ploys by MNCs to dilute the tamil culture. ( Let us think little more about the cooling glass part. Looks like lot of politicians will be affected)

More ideas are welcome